KRAMER: Really? 25% off? Do I get that, too?
JERRY: No, just Meryl.
KRAMER: Why, why? Why does she get it?
JERRY: Because she’s my wife!, And I’ll tell ya, I’m really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It’s wonderful! Plus, I love saying “my wife.” Once I started saying it, I couldn’t stop - “my wife” this, “my wife” that…it’s an amazing way to begin a sentence.
KRAMER: “My wife has an inner ear infection.”
(via The Wife)